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تعلمت من الحياة:
لن ينكسر قارب الحياة على صخرة اليأس مادام هناك مجداف اسمه الأمل.

Sunday 18 April 2010

From a Man's Point-of-View

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  • Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

  • I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!

  • Do you know what I did before I married? ... Anything I wanted to.

  • My wife and I were happy for more than twenty years. Then... we met.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.

  • Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

  • First Guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You are lucky, mine is still alive."

  • First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after comes "suffe-ring"!

2 comments:

Mohammad said...

lool

u r in a trouble if ur wife knows that blog and it is urs :D

Saleh said...

إن شاء الله يكونوا عجبوك، يالله شد حيلك عشان يكون بإمكانك تعلق عن تجربة

;-))