From a Man's Point-of-View

• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
  
  
• Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
  
  
• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
  
  
• Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
  1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
  2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
  
  
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!
  
  
• Do you know what I did before I married? ... Anything I wanted to.
  
  
• My wife and I were happy for more than twenty years. Then... we met.
  
  
• A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
  
  
• Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
  
  
• First Guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!"
  Second Guy: "You are lucky, mine is still alive."
  
  
• First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after comes "suffe-ring"!