- Easy Ways to Die:
- Take a Cigar daily ---> You will die 10 years early.
- Drink Rum daily ---> You will die 30 years early.
- Love Someone Truly ---> You will die daily.
- A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
- Three FASTEST means of Communication:
Need still FASTER?
- Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.
- Let us be kind like this:
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
- Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
- Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
- Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
- Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
- If you do NOT have a wife,
. . . . . you are missing something in your life.
If you have a wife,
. . . . . you are missing everything in your life.
- Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
- When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,
. . . . . PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from darkness.
After you pray, if you are still in darkness,
. . . . . please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
- Question: Why western governments do NOT allow a man to marry 2 women?
Answer: Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same mistake.