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Sunday, 27 July 2008

Short Jokes -1

  1. Easy Ways to Die:
    • Take a Cigar daily ---> You will die 10 years early.
    • Drink Rum daily ---> You will die 30 years early.
    • Love Someone Truly ---> You will die daily.

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  2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
    but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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  3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
    • Telephone
    • Telefax
    • Television
    • Tell-a-Woman

    Need still FASTER?
    • Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

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  4. Let us be kind like this:
    Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
    • Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    • Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
    • Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
    • Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

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  5. If you do NOT have a wife,
    . . . . . you are missing something in your life.

    If you have a wife,
    . . . . . you are missing everything in your life.

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  6. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

    Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

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  7. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,
    . . . . . PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from darkness.

    After you pray, if you are still in darkness,
    . . . . . please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

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  8. Question: Why western governments do NOT allow a man to marry 2 women?

    Answer: Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same mistake.


2 comments:

shalhoob said...

عجبتني رقم 5 تبيعها ؟؟

Saleh said...

هاي رقم ٥ بالذات ما بتنباع لا لإلك و لا لشفيق أفندي.

شكراً لمرورك الكريم