- Easy Ways to Die:
- Take a Cigar daily ---> You will die 10 years early.
- Drink Rum daily ---> You will die 30 years early.
- Love Someone Truly ---> You will die daily.
=========================================== - A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
=========================================== - Three FASTEST means of Communication:
- Telephone
- Telefax
- Television
- Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER?- Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.
=========================================== - Let us be kind like this:
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.- Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
- Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
- Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
- Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
=========================================== - If you do NOT have a wife,
. . . . . you are missing something in your life.
If you have a wife,
. . . . . you are missing everything in your life.
=========================================== - Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
=========================================== - When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,
. . . . . PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from darkness.
After you pray, if you are still in darkness,
. . . . . please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
=========================================== - Question: Why western governments do NOT allow a man to marry 2 women?
Answer: Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same mistake.
تعلمت من الحياة
تعلمت من الحياة:
لن ينكسر قارب الحياة على صخرة اليأس مادام هناك مجداف اسمه الأمل.
لن ينكسر قارب الحياة على صخرة اليأس مادام هناك مجداف اسمه الأمل.
Sunday 27 July 2008
Short Jokes -1
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عجبتني رقم 5 تبيعها ؟؟
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