Pupils and Teachers - Jokes

• Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
  MARIA: Here it is.
  Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
  Class: Maria.
  

• Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
  John: You told me to do it without using tables.
  

• Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
  Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
  Teacher: No, that's wrong!
  Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
  

• Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  Donald: H I J K L M N O.
  Teacher: What are you talking about?
  Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
  

• Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
  Winnie: Me!
  

• Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
  Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
  

• Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Millie: I is....
  Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am".
  Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
  

• Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
  Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
  

• Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
  

• Teacher: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
  

• Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  Harold: A teacher.