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Monday, 9 November 2009

Pupils and Teachers - Jokes

  • Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    Class: Maria.

  • Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    John: You told me to do it without using tables.

  • Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
    Teacher: No, that's wrong!
    Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

  • Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    Donald: H I J K L M N O.
    Teacher: What are you talking about?
    Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

  • Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Winnie: Me!

  • Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

  • Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    Millie: I is....
    Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am".
    Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

  • Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

  • Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

  • Teacher: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.

  • Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Harold: A teacher.

9 comments:

Um Omar said...

awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal



:sc:

Saleh said...

thaneeeeeeeeeeeee


:sc:

LioneSS said...

talet



:sc:



:D

DuDu said...

ya awal ya ma bal3ab ma3kom
(k)

zman 3anak ya salsal welcome back ;)

Saleh said...

شو ما تلعبي دودو هانم؟.... ما صدقنا إلقينا رابع، خلاص باحكيلك مع خالتو إم عمر تعطيكي المركز الأول

Um Omar said...

ع فكره,, دودو معقده من كلمه اول
دائمن اللي بيجي اول ع المسنجر بنعفى من الصباح
و على حظها ومن يوم ما شبكنا مع بعض مسنجر
ولا يوم انا صبحت عليها
كل يوم بجبرها تنشدلي نشيد الصباح
:shy:


بس لا تحكيلها إني حكتلك
:sc:

DuDu said...

saleh bedak um omar ta3tene el markez el awal eza btrda tla3bny bas bakooon mbsota
:makmoo3:

um omar ya ret 3ala nasheed el saba7 bas sert 7afezto '3aybn ya sherera ma tzakrene bel ashya2 tanyeh :(

Um Omar said...

يييييييييييييي
يعبشوم
شفتيني وانا بفسد عنك
:shy:

Um Omar said...

نشيد الصباح اليومي لليوم الموافق
14.11.2009

d.u.d.u says:
*sba7 el ward
*sba7 el yasmen
*sba7 el ornofol
*6b yom men nefsy sab7y enty 3aly
*3ayoo6

Um Omar. says:
*إحلمي

d.u.d.u says:
*6b ezayk ya gamel
*lazm ajeb smily abo rooz
*:8